Just two weeks to go, and unlike most years, the NFL playoff picture is very clear. In the AFC, New England and Cincinnati have the inside track to first round byes.
Pittsburgh and Kansas City have the inside track to wildcard berths. Denver must win another game to avoid getting passed. The Jets are poised on the edge, waiting to jump in. And the Houston Texans appear to have won the suck lottery known as the AFC South.
In the NFC, Carolina and Arizona have the byes. Green Bay and Minnesota are both in – Green Bay probably as a division winner. Seattle is the wildcard no one wants to play. In the NFC East, Philadelphia can clinch if they win out. Washington can clinch if they win this Saturday. The Giants can probably still get in too, but no one cares because the NFC is a giant shitpit where football goes to die.
Let’s just hope the crap teams who don’t belong get eliminated early, because I’m antsy to see second round games like Pittsburgh at New England and Seattle at Carolina. Who the hell WOULDN’T want to see those?!Read More