Category: WTF
Drunk UCONN student who wants mac n’ cheese getting taken down is everything
In case you haven’t seen it yet, some entitled 19-year-old drunk UCONN asshole really wanted some “fucking bacon jalapeño mac and cheese” and no rules related to decent human interaction, underage drinking, or physical confrontation was going to stop him, dammit.
If you need a pick-me-up for your afternoon, simply try and get through the first six-and-a-half minutes of this kid berating grown adults and watch him get taken down by cafeteria workers and subsequently arrested.
ALSO! The “I am absolutely fucked” by this kid at 8:06 still has me in tears.
Thanks to Barstool Sports for bringing this epic tale of tragedy, woe, and justice to the Internets. The moral arc of the universe does, indeed, bend away from assholes like this guy.
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Woman crashes car with son inside after spider crawled on her
Some people, myself included, hate spiders with a passion. But this woman crashed her car—with her son inside—after a spider was crawling on her takes the cake.
That’s right. “Woman crashes car with son inside because of a spider” is the most Florida Woman headline ever, but it’s real.
According to the Kosciusko County Sheriff’s Department, 35-year-old mother Angela Kipp was backing out of her driveway with her 9-year-old son in the car when she spotted a spider crawling on her shoulder.
In a state of panic, Kipp immediately jumped out of the moving car to which her son jumped in the driver’s seat in an attempt to stop the car but hit the gas instead of the brake causing the vehicle to crash into a school bus nearby.
The driver of the empty school bus wasn’t harmed and the son thankfully suffered only minor cuts and bruises but I can’t say for certain that I wouldn’t have the same reaction as this woman no matter how many kids are in the car.
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