In case you haven’t seen it yet, some entitled 19-year-old drunk UCONN asshole really wanted some “fucking bacon jalapeño mac and cheese” and no rules related to decent human interaction, underage drinking, or physical confrontation was going to stop him, dammit.

If you need a pick-me-up for your afternoon, simply try and get through the first six-and-a-half minutes of this kid berating grown adults and watch him get taken down by cafeteria workers and subsequently arrested.

ALSO! The “I am absolutely fucked” by this kid at 8:06 still has me in tears.

Thanks to Barstool Sports for bringing this epic tale of tragedy, woe, and justice to the Internets. The moral arc of the universe does, indeed, bend away from assholes like this guy.