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Drunk UCONN student who wants mac n’ cheese getting taken down is everything
In case you haven't seen it yet, some entitled 19-year-old drunk UCONN asshole really wanted some “fucking bacon jalapeño mac and cheese" and no rules related to decent human interaction, underage drinking, or physical confrontation was going to stop him, dammit. If...
MVP rolls a J in the stands to deal with losses
Losing sucks. But when you have that one friend in the stands who helps out by rolling a J to ease the losing pain, that's the real MVP. via Timothy Burke of Deadspin
Saying Goodbye to Your First Love Really Sucks
There are obvious general assumptions about a first love. That it’s magic. Scary. Frustrating. Experimental. So full of passion, right down to the bitter end. Which is why saying goodbye to your first love is so fucking hard. Meet Mr. Mojo Risin’, formally known as...
This pizza pouch necklace is the way to a woman’s heart
As the common saying goes, "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but they never tell you the way to a woman's heart is a perfect slice of pizza. Which is why if I saw a man with this contraption dubbed a Pizza Pouch, I would instantly fall in love. From...
Listen to the Waterphone sound machine that is in every horror film
I've always wondered what kind of person sits around to create horror movie music but after seeing this device, it appears to be relatively easy. The instrument is called a Waterphone sound machine and can account for numerous sound effects you've heard in horror...
Why Playing ‘What’s Your Number’ Makes For Great Stories
So the other day I’m sitting with some friends who are playing the “what’s your number” game. Also known as “I’ve had two glasses of wine & I feel like being nosey about how many guys you’ve slept with.” I personally have never been a fan of this game because I...
Dany & Pip: Game of Thrones meets Great Expectations
I’ve wanted to talk about Daenerys Targaryen for quite some time, but I was never really certain how I wanted to talk about her. I was never really a huge fan of her—because I thought there were so many other characters who had more interesting story lines—until my...
Woman crashes car with son inside after spider crawled on her
Some people, myself included, hate spiders with a passion. But this woman crashed her car—with her son inside—after a spider was crawling on her takes the cake. That's right. "Woman crashes car with son inside because of a spider" is the most Florida Woman headline...
Watch this little flower girl explain to her father how important her job is
Being a flower girl is an important job. A very important job. IT'S IMPORTANT, ALRIGHT? The best know how to delicately toss the flower petals for the bride to walk on while the worst crumble of the pressure of everyone's watchful eyes. It's a moment that can make or...
Books you need to read: Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
When I decide whether or not I want to read a novel, I look at the first sentence. If that doesn’t catch my attention, I’ll set the book down and go to another. This may have been the case with Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs, however the...