Because music is more fun than stats.
And because mock drafts are usually completely wrong.
1. HOUSTON TEXANS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Jadeveon Clowney (DE, South Carolina)
Theme Song: “Turn Down for What” – DJ Snake & Lil Jon
2. ST. LOUIS RAMS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Greg Robinson (OT, Auburn)
Theme Song: “Hold Me Back” – Ricky Rozay (Runner Up: “St. Louie” – Nelly)
3. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Johnny Manziel (QB, Texas A&M)
Theme Song: “Draft Day” – Drake (Runner Up: literally any other Drake song)
4. CLEVELAND BROWNS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Sammy Watkins (WR, Clemson)
Theme Song: “Fireman” – Lil Wayne
5. OAKLAND RAIDERS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Jake Matthews (OT, Texas A&M)
Theme Song: “Song of the South” – Alabama (Runner Up: “California Love” – Tupac)
6. ATLANTA FALCONS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Taylor Lewan (OT, Michigan)
Theme Song: “Lose Yourself” – Eminem
7. TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Mike Evans (WR, Texas A&M)
Theme Song: “Game Over” – Lil Flip
8. MINNESOTA VIKINGS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Khalil Mack (OLB, Buffalo)
Theme Song: “Empire State of Mind” – Jay Z & Alicia Keys
9. BUFFALO BILLS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Blake Bortels (QB, Central FL)
Theme Song: “Round Here” – Florida Georgia Line
10. DETROIT LIONS
GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (FS, Alabama)
Theme Song: “Sweet Home Alabama (Live)” – Lynyrd Skynrd (Runner Up: another Eminem song)
Click here for the complete 2014 NFL Draft order.