Because music is more fun than stats.

And because mock drafts are usually completely wrong.

1. HOUSTON TEXANS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Jadeveon Clowney (DE, South Carolina)

Theme Song: “Turn Down for What” – DJ Snake & Lil Jon

 

2. ST. LOUIS RAMS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Greg Robinson (OT, Auburn)

Theme Song: “Hold Me Back” – Ricky Rozay (Runner Up: “St. Louie” – Nelly)

 

3. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Johnny Manziel (QB, Texas A&M)

Theme Song: “Draft Day” – Drake (Runner Up: literally any other Drake song)

 

4. CLEVELAND BROWNS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Sammy Watkins (WR, Clemson)

Theme Song: “Fireman” – Lil Wayne

 

5. OAKLAND RAIDERS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Jake Matthews (OT, Texas A&M)

Theme Song: “Song of the South” – Alabama (Runner Up: “California Love” – Tupac)

 

6. ATLANTA FALCONS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Taylor Lewan (OT, Michigan)

Theme Song: “Lose Yourself” – Eminem

 

7. TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Mike Evans (WR, Texas A&M)

Theme Song: “Game Over” – Lil Flip

 

8. MINNESOTA VIKINGS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Khalil Mack (OLB, Buffalo)

Theme Song: “Empire State of Mind” – Jay Z & Alicia Keys

 

9. BUFFALO BILLS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Blake Bortels (QB, Central FL)

Theme Song: “Round Here” – Florida Georgia Line

 

10. DETROIT LIONS

GG’s Projected Draft Pick: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (FS, Alabama)

Theme Song: “Sweet Home Alabama (Live)” – Lynyrd Skynrd (Runner Up: another Eminem song)

 

Click here for the complete 2014 NFL Draft order.

 

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