A singer by the name of Paulo Henrique dos Santos from Rio De Janeiro wanted to get some publicity riding off the immensely popular Avengers movie. So he decided to hit up the hardware store for some Hulk-green paint, cover his body in it and parade around the streets promoting his singer career.

Problem is, after all of his showboating and 2 dozen or so baths later, the paint still hasn’t come off. Paulo plans on seeing a doctor if the paint still doesn’t come off after 24 hours.

Even though it was his own fault for buying paint meant for ballistic missiles, Paulo plans on suing the hardware store because “they knew what I was trying to do”.

I thought BS lawsuits only happened in the US? Nevertheless, at least this guy got the press he was looking for.

H/T Extra and Moviefone