In one of the funnier stories about a theft you will hear today, a girl by the name of Chelsey Coutts had over $500 worth of sex toys stolen out of the trunk of her car in Sandy, Oregon.

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The items were to be used for a bachelorette party this weekend for her and her 9 closest friends.

Some of the items included toys, blow up items, banners and more. All of which had to be described to the cop in charge of filling out the police report.

While it sucks (heh) to get anything stolen from you, the best part about this whole story is that Chelsey has already started getting donations from other good samaritans.

‘Murica. The land where no bachelorette party shall be penis-less.