This football season I made the conscience choice to switch my tailgating beverage from beer to champagne. Not only have I saved on the calorie intake but now there’s news champagne may boost memory and prevent dementia.
In a 2013 study that suddenly went viral on social media over the weekend, the report states “red grapes used in the process of making champagne may help prevent the cognitive losses that occur during typical and atypical brain aging. Therefore drinking up to three glasses of champagne weekly may help delay the onset of degenerative brain disorders, such as dementia.”
Besides being one of the lowest calorie per alcohol volume out there, champagne can now boost my memory and prevent diseases? Perfect. I shall celebrate by ordering this new product called a Champagne Chambong which is—you guessed it— a beer bong for champagne.
To recap, champagne is one of the lowest calorie drinks out there, may boost your memory and you can now funnel it using a bong.
What a time to be alive.