1.  New England Patriots (9-2) (1) – Super Bowl Preview?

2.  Denver Broncos (8-3) (3) – Proved they can rebound from adversity.

3.  Green Bay Packers (8-3) (4) – Irresistible force, meet immovable object.

4.  Arizona Cardinals (9-2) (2) – Not one reason to panic.

T-5.  Indianapolis Colts (7-4) (6) – They can coast for another week.

T-5.  Seattle Seahawks (7-4) (8) – Think what you want.  I think, “they’re back.”

7.  Kansas City Chiefs (7-4) (5) – Oops.

8.  Dallas Cowboys (8-3) (9) – Don’t choke, don’t choke, don’t choke, don’t choke.

9.  Cincinnati Bengals (7-3-1) (10) – Have to try to avoid the three in a row on the road jinkx.

10.  Detroit Lions (7-4) (7) – Didn’t we all know they would eventually blow it?

11.  Pittsburgh Steelers (7-4) (11) – Better off without Blount.

12.  Philadelphia Eagles (8-3) (12) – And now everyone back on the bandwagon.

T-13.  San Francisco 49ers (7-4) (13) – Camel’s back, meet the straw.

T-13.  Baltimore Ravens (7-4) (14) – Still my pick to come out of the North.

15.  San Diego Chargers (7-4) (16) – Head above water, for the moment.

16.  Cleveland Browns (7-4) (17) – The improbable Browns remain so.

17.  Miami Dolphins (6-5) (15) – Yet another heartbreaker.

18.  Buffalo Bills (6-5) (20) – Somehow they’re still around.

19.  Houston Texans (5-6) (18) – The Ryan Mallet era ends.

20.  New Orleans Saints (4-7) (19) – So much for homefield advantage.

21.  Chicago Bears (5-6) (T-23) – This team is “alive” the way zombies are alive.

22.  St. Louis Rams (4-7) (21) – Almost did it again.

23.  Atlanta Falcons (4-7) (22) – First place Falcons.  You heard me.

24.  Minnesota Vikings (4-7) (T-23) – Still a tough out.

25.  New York Giants (3-8) (25) – The catch, the catch, the catch, the catch, aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

26.  Carolina Panthers (3-7-1) (26) – They could still win the NFC S…yeah nobody cares.

27.  Washington RacialSlus (3-8) (27) – No defensive player in the NFL has done as much damage to Robert Griffin as coaching and ownership have.

28.  Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-9) (29) – They let the Bears off the hook.

29.  Tennessee Titans (2-9) (30) – Zach Mettenberger has actually been OK.

30.  Oakland Raiders (1-10) (32) – Premature celebration.  Tsk tsk tsk.

31.  New York Jets (2-9) (28) – They won’t win another one this season.

32.  Jacksonville Jaguars (1-10) (31) – Somehow, it always comes back to this.

 (Won-Loss Record and Last Week’s Ranking in parentheses)