How To Open a Champagne Bottle with a Sword

New Year’s Eve may seem a bit overrated the older you get but you know what’s not overrated?

Opening stuff with swords.

Whether you have a sword lying around or a really good kitchen knife, you can slice open a champagne bottle pretty easily granted you hit it just right. [insert “that’s what she said” joke here]

Here’s the part where I say “GuysGirl is not responsible for any injuries that may result of your dumb-ass trying this out while your three-sheets to the wind or just plain lack in the “opening a champagne bottle” skills department.”