Nintendo Themed Condoms

Nintendo Has an R-rated Side [NSFW]

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by •April 14, 2012 •Awesome, Entertainment, Gaming, Geeks, Questionably Classy, Relationships & Sex, WTFComments (0)117

Condoms and Sex Toys? Jesus Nintendo!

Nintendo has always been known as the company that appeals to families and generations of all ages. Believing that gaming can be enjoyed in a group setting with everyone having lots of fun.

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Well other companies have shall we say kicked it up a notch by offering wiimote sex toys and Nintendo style condoms. BAM! Indeed.

Nintendo! I thought you were supposed to be a family friendly company! Excuse me while I pull out my credit card shield my eyes and arrange to be baptized again.

Nintendo Condoms

“A pack of 6 condoms are packed in boxes resembling Nintendo Gameboy cartridges. Inside, there are six types of condoms and each is represented by a game like the Ribbed as The Long End of Zelda, Heat as Dong, Tingle as Bone Zone 2, Thin as Super Mario Land of Love, X Safe as Sextris and Large as Donkey Shlong.”

Isn’t this cute? Imagine how a girl would react if you pull out a condom that looks like an old Gameboy game and ask her if she would like a “Donkey Shlong?”

Not sure if you want a girl pointing and laughing at that part in your “conversation.” Still…I’d probably buy these just for the opportunity to show em off.

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Nintendo Sex Toys

From the Mojowijo website:

The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo’s patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)

LOLWUT? Pardon me but if the thought of the WOW Player in Southpark controlling my “Wii mote” is supposed to make me want to buy this thing? No Thanks, I’ll stick with the Rabbit. Besides…the claw one looks a little scary. Jus Sayin!

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